I had another blog post planned today but life got in the way. It has been one of THOSE days! I am beyond tired, but before I go to bed I thought I would give you a little taste of my day by sharing some quotes that actually came out of my mouth today....
- You are peeing on my foot.
- What the hell is in your hair?
- Move your head away from the toilet while she poops!
- Don't pick your nose....or wipe it on my pants.
- Why is there a cat in the house? (fyi we don't own a cat)
- Now the cat is laying in your bed and refuses to leave.
- I don't have any house keys.
- Can I borrow your ladder so I can climb through the window?
- All I want to do is lay in bed and eat raviolis.
- Shit! I can't fit through the window!
- Makenna you need to climb through this window for mommy.
- I will give you ice cream for dinner if you do.
- Great job helping mommy break in baby! I am so proud of you!
- All out of pasta sauce so I'm using a little jar of pizza sauce. I don't even care.
- You cannot put hand cream on your vagina.
- Why does your neck smell like Daddy's armpit?
Tomorrow we will be back to our regular scheduled programing here at Play Dates & Sippy Cups! But first I leave you with a few pictures that accompanied our day...
Never mind! My computer is officially out of memory space and won't let me download any pictures. Yup, that sounds like a perfect ending to my day. Good night!
-K
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